How cool is that?
An honest Bar-Mitzvah invitation :)
It is with great stress, emotional and physical fatigue and incredible financial sacrifice beyond comprehension,
That we invite you to join us as our wonderful son
Jacob Adam
Is called to
The Torah as a Bar Mitzvah.
Saturday, May 12th - (yes we realize its Mother’s Day Weekend)
Temple Israel
14 Coleytown Road
Westport, Connecticut 06880
At the ungodly hour of 9:00 am even though you don’t really need to be there until 10:20am to catch the real action.
If you make it through the 3 hour service, please skip the kiddush (its
Just cookies and cake) and join us instead for an overly
Large and ostentatious Kosher (my husband’s idea) evening meal, which starts at 7:00 PM,
(not 8:00 PM.. Or you will miss out on the 2000 canapes).
Birchwood Country Club
25 Kings Hwy S
Westport, CT 06880
(which we had to join just for this event and
You would not believe the initiation fees)
You will be in the presence of lots of
Boisterous and expensive entertainment
And 60 to 70 unruly pre-teens wearing expensive dresses, funny hats,
Fake bling and brand new white ankle socks…
As well as 80-100 middle aged+ adults, some balding, some with bad toupees, most will be professionally coiffed, designer attire galore, lots of REAL bling, and most “tootsed” to the nines. At least 1/3 will be hormonally challenged and some will act stupid while under the influence. Some will not even know where or who they are. Some will complain about the food. Blah.
Please have the courtesy of showing up if you RSVP that you are attending, or you will be billed for $210.00 a plate if you are a no-show. Please RSVP as soon as you get this and not a day before the cut-off date. I can’t take the stress.
The gift of choice is either green, or contains a routing and account number. “Off the top of your head” gifts
And Gift Cards are a waste of your time and ours.
Hope you can make it! Lisa and David Miller
Dress: Black Tie optional
Theme: 007 James Bond
BYO yarmulke. I don’t have the strength.
Attitudes of work:)
Don’t know why I’m obsessed with original business cards but this one is one of the best for sure. What’s good about is that it belongs to a Turkish trainer:)
YAVRUM SENI LIKE ETTIM!!!! :)
Rafineri’den Anneler Günü için yine bi Profilo harikasi!!! Mutlaka izleyinnnn!
ojeli ‘like’ eli ozellikle super orijinal :) :)
Even cooler than the application itself : Instagram Socialmatic Camera
The digital Instagram camera lets you apply all the effects on Instagram paper sheet that has a retro side with a glue strip, like post-it.
Too bad that it’s just a concept yet..
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Reason of the unnecessary kilos.
IKEA’S KNÄPPA CARDBOARD DIGITAL CAMERA
IKEA is on an innovative roll these days and have just announce the KNÄPPA flat-pack cardboard digital camera. The KNÄPPA the flat-pack cardboard digital camera (made out one a single folded piece of cardboard) runs on two AA batteries and can hold up to 40 pictures of 2.3 megapixels.
It also has a swing-out USB plug, viewfinder cutout, shutter key and paperclip-friendly erase button. The camera will be handed out for free to all customers who purchase anything from their PS Furniture Collection.
Check out the video (above) for more info! Pretty cool, no?
I really wonder when exactly I’ll go to gym again.
(Source: trainingcrosscountry)
Can we order her online?
(Source: 1karinaaa)
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Cutest way of giving flowers.
(Source: helenareid)
(Source: fashion-streetstyle)
Can’t imagine myself there- the suspended Jacuzzi hanging under Gueuroz Bridge in Switzerland.
(Source: thechive.com)
